>> > GOD ONLINE >> > ************************ >> > >> > In the beginning there was the computer. And God said >> > >> > :Let there be light! >> > >> > #Enter user id. >> > >> > :God >> > >> > #Enter password. >> > >> > :Omniscient >> > >> > #Password incorrect. Try again. >> > >> > :Omnipotent >> > >> > #Password incorrect. Try again. >> > >> > :Technocrat >> > >> > #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. >> > >> > :Let there be light! >> > >> > #Unrecognizable command. Try again. >> > >> > :Create light >> > >> > #Done >> > >> > :Run heaven and earth >> > >> > #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors. >> > #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. >> > #Approx. funds remaining: $92.50. >> > >> > #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2. >> > >> > :Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light >> > >> > #Unrecognizable command. Try again. >> > >> > :Create firmament >> > >> > #Done. >> > >> > :Run firmament >> > >> > #And God made the earth. And God saw there were 0 errors. >> > #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2. >> > #Approx. funds remaining: $84.60. >> > >> > #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. >> > >> > :Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let >> > the dry land appear and >> > >> > #Too many characters in specification string. Try again. >> > >> > :Create dry_land >> > >> > #Done. >> > >> > :Run firmament >> > >> > #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. >> > #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. >> > #Approx. funds remaining: $65.00. >> > >> > #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. >> > >> > :Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night >> > >> > #Unspecified type. Try again. >> > >> > :Create sun_moon_stars >> > >> > #Done >> > >> > :Run sun_moon_stars >> > >> > #And God saw the day and the night. And God saw there were 0 errors. >> > #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. >> > #Approx. funds remaining: $54.00. >> > >> > #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. >> > >> > :Create fish >> > >> > #Done >> > >> > :Create fowl >> > >> > #Done >> > >> > :Run fish, fowl >> > >> > #And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that >> > creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged >> > fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors. >> > >> > #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. >> > #Approx. funds remaining: $45.00. >> > >> > #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6. >> > >> > :Create cattle >> > >> > #Done >> > >> > :Create creepy_things >> > >> > #Done >> > >> > :Now let us make man in our image >> > >> > #Unspecified type. Try again. >> > >> > :Create man >> > >> > #Done >> > >> > :Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have >> > dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over >> > every living thing that creepeth upon the earth >> > >> > #Too many command operands. Try again. >> > >> > :Run multiplication >> > >> > #Execution terminated. 6 errors. >> > >> > :Insert breath >> > >> > #Done >> > >> > :Run multiplication >> > >> > #Execution terminated. 5 errors. >> > >> > :Move man to Garden of Eden >> > >> > #File Garden of Eden does not exist. >> > >> > :Create Garden.edn >> > >> > #Done >> > >> > :Move man to Garden.edn >> > >> > #Done >> > >> > :Run multiplication >> > >> > #Execution terminated. 4 errors. >> > >> > :Copy woman from man >> > >> > #Done >> > >> > :Run multiplication >> > >> > #Execution terminated. 3 errors. >> > >> > :Insert woman into man >> > >> > #Illegal parameters. Try again. >> > >> > :Insert man into woman >> > >> > #Done >> > >> > :Run multiplication >> > >> > #Execution terminated. 2 errors. >> > >> > :Create desire >> > >> > #Done >> > >> > :Run multiplication >> > >> > #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn >> > >> > #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. >> > >> > :Create freewill >> > >> > #Done >> > >> > :Run freewill >> > >> > #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn >> > >> > #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. >> > >> > :Undo desire >> > >> > #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. >> > >> > :Destroy freewill >> > >> > #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. >> > #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. >> > >> > :Help >> > >> > #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. >> > #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. >> > #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. >> > >> > :Create tree_of_knowledge >> > >> > #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn >> > >> > #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. >> > >> > :Create good, evil >> > >> > #Done >> > >> > :Activate evil >> > >> > #And God saw he had created shame. >> > #Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. >> > 1 errors. >> > >> > :Scan Garden.edn for man, woman >> > >> > #Search failed. >> > >> > :Delete shame >> > >> > #Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated. >> > >> > :Destroy freewill >> > >> > #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. >> > #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. >> > >> > :Stop >> > >> > #Unrecognizable command. Try again >> > >> > :Break >> > :Break >> > :Break >> > >> > #ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR >> > REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF. >> > >> > :Create new world >> > >> > #You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files >> > before new ones can be created. >> > >> > :Destroy earth >> > >> > #Destroy earth: Please confirm. >> > >> > :Destroy earth confirmed >> > >> > #COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 6 AT >> > 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW. >> > >> > #And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Saturday, March 5. >> > #Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.