Hello, Greetings and welcome to my humor page. This is a compilation from various sources that I have gotten in the past from various mailing lists, friends, and so forth.

Please note that these pages have not been converted to 'politically correct' form, so if you see a Polish joke, and you are Polish, then just substatute your favorite character type in its place. (Note: I believe Polish people substatute Russian for Polish in those jokes, not 100% sure tho).
Another Note: I believe that the reason why people use the Polish people as the stem of the joke was because Poland is mostly flat, therefor easy to take over during times of war. People thought that they were stupid or something, but that is not the case. (again, I'm not 100% sure about that either).

Sorry for that non-humorious excerpt, now lets go to our regularly scheduled program...

Stories
headache.txt - There was once this guy who was once fine, but got headaches
tacobell.txt - Just trying to buy food with some US currency.
train.txt - Just a boy playing with his train..?
progeng.txt - Programmer and Engineer making a bet.
dying.txt - Cleaning the Gene Pool? Funny, but maybe not?
suicide.txt - A murder? suicide? accident? bad fate? you decide.

Computer Related Humor
chicken.txt - How chickens cross the road in the computer world.
compprob.txt - Computer problems as reported by various help lines
unixgod.txt - GOD Online, using his unix machine to create the world
inetadd.txt - Are you addicted to the Internet? here are some questions to help you find out.
nosmoke.txt - Is your power supply smoking? maybe software will help? :P
comppoem.txt - A poem for technophobes and fans of great poetry

Misc Unsorted Stuff:
argue.txt - How to argue and win!
history.txt - Parts of History explained by not-so-top students.
disclaim.txt - Your Standard catch-all disclaimer.
exam.txt - 50 things to do on an exam
survey.txt - Student satisfaction course survey.
excuses.txt - Actual excuses used by parents for thier kids.
lawyer.txt - Some not-so-good quotes from lawyers in court.
matjoks.txt - Jokes about math/mathematicians.
insur.txt - Actual Insurance claims. I hope you dont try to use one of these
robbers.txt - Caught in the Act or Lack of Common Sense?
signs.txt - Signs accross the good 'ol USA.
twinkie.txt - Twinkie Lab testing results.
matjoks.txt - Jokes about math/mathematicians.
quotes1.txt - What were they thinking when they said these things?!
badads.txt - Good Humor, Bad Ads.
bumpstik.txt - Bumper Stickers!